WOAH, HOLD ON JUST A FUCKING MINUTE. A THREAD SPECIFICALLY ABOUT WHETHER SUWAKO OR KANAKO IS BETTER? HOW IN THE NAME ALL THAT IS GOOD AND FROGGY HAVE I OF ALL PEOPLE NEVER ONCE COMMENTED HERE?
LET'S GET SOME FACTS UP IN THIS BITCH.
Ain't she the most adorable goddess you've ever sen?
- Her Given name is Suwako. It's derived from Suwa-Ko, meaning Lake Suwa. This happens to be the Largest Lake in Nagano Prefecture. It also has one of the largest Geysers IN THE WORLD.
- Her Family name is Moriya. It's derived from Moreyashin, which means the God Moriya. Which would make Sanae Moriya her descendant. Yeah, Sanae Moriya is Sanae Koichiya long lost ancestor.
- Even though she's a Shinto God her ability is Taoist, she's got all her bases covered.
- She's the Native Goddess of The Earth. You know what that means? SHE IS OLD AS DIRT. She is one of the oldest living Gods, the Yamamoto Gods *COUGH COUGH*KANAKO*COUCH COUGH* just chill around in her domain.
- You see her hat? It's awesome. If you had one like it, you'd keep it for yourself. Not Suwako SHE LENDS THAT HAT TO FAERIES\
You see that? Bitch has motherfucking snake eyes.
- Her given name is Kanako. It doesn't mean shit.
- Her Family Name is Yasaka, it means Eight Hills.
- She's got her own shrine in Kyoto.
- Just like Suwako, she has a Taoist ability. But where Suwako creates Kun, she creates it's opposite Qian
HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE WE STILL HAVE THE ANIMAL TRINITY TO GO THROUGH. WHAT'S THE ANIMAL TRINITY YOU ASK? SIT DOWN AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND I'LL TELL YOU.
The animal trinity is composed of three animals: The Snake, The Frog, and The Slug.
Snakes Eat Frogs, Frogs eat Slugs. Snakes also try to eat the slugs, but the slug go all Highlander on them. Slugs don't take that shit from no one, except frogs. Frogs be scary motherfuckers.
NOW YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING "YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ZAI, THERE'S ONLY TWO MORIYAN GODS. YOU CAN'T HAVE A TRINITY WITH ONLY TWO THINGS YOU DUMB ASSHOLE."
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE WRONG. GO AND READ SILENT SINNER IN BLUE AGAIN. LUNARIANS GOT A THIRD GOD SEALED IN THE MORIYA SHRINE.
"ZAI GET TO THE POINT ALREADY"
GODDAMN YOU'RE IMPATIENT. FINE.
Gods get their power from Faith, you get more faith. And you get more faith the more popular you are. And whose that?
DAT GODDESS. AWE IN HER FROGGY SPLENDOR.
Suwako is the greatest most powerful goddess in all of Touhou.